Prove that You, with Dennis Kucinich, Know Fox Mulder's and Dana Scully's Secret: The Truth Is Out There


Prove that You, with Dennis Kucinich, Know Fox Mulder's and Dana Scully's Secret: The Truth Is Out There

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It's not exactly an 'X-FILES level' occurrence, but www.kucinich.us mysteeeeriously went down after Kucinich submitted 35 Articles of Impeachment for Pwezeedint Dubya.

Security-measures are back up, and the opening for you to sign a petition for our nation's righteousness is up-and-running; so you can go there and sign on as a true American!

The way stuff sludges through the system, this may not make it through until Dubya is out-of-office "naturally"; but it gives the signers an opportunity to stand up and be counted as 'they who knew he was never the best choice' ... like a marriage-annulment after the death of one of the spouses.

And–if you have to 'read the thing before you sign it'–you can check out the Articles of Impeachment below!

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veghead's picture

He duh man

what more can ah say?

mythman's picture

You Can Be a Little Clearer on 'Man' or 'D*'

Do you mean 'duh' as in "Like, Hellooooo. Like, not born yesterdayyy," or as in "THE, but cool with whatever he is ... as long as it's Man"?

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Idlewild's picture

Dennis Kucinich Going Hollywood?

Wonder if DK is in the upcoming X-Files movie? Or maybe his wife (preferably in a leather bustier)....

veghead's picture

wunderbar, wunderbar

"duh" as in "won-duh-ful".

veghead's picture

X-rated wife?

He's got enough of a sense of humor that I wouldn't be surprised. If the presidential campaign were all about the most gorgeous potential First Lady, he would have won by a kilometer. But alas, life is not fair.

mythman's picture

A Wife Like That Means He Works Efficently and -Dutifully

His aim is to keep her comfortable so she can concentrate on staying wonderful.

If a man like him can manage a woman like her, why wouldn't people believe he could manage our country and keep it beautiful!

Write-in Dennis Kucinich!

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mythman's picture

Awesome

Awesome

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mythman's picture

If Dennis Kucinich Were an X-Files Character ...

He could be the man who puts Dana Scully in office!

Write-In Dana Scully! lol

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veghead's picture

Impeachment on the House floor TODAY: Sign Petition!

Congressman Dennis Kucinich will present a single Article of Impeachment to the House of Representatives sometime between 3:30 pm and 4:00 pm (EDT) today, Thursday, July 10th.

Sessions of the House of Representatives are broadcast live on C-SPAN (check your local cable listings for channel) and streamed live via the Internet (www.cspan.org).

The article of Impeachment will deal directly with President Bush fraudulently obtaining support for an attack on Iraq by creating a false case for war. Full details of the Article of Impeachment will be available after they are read on the floor of the House by Congressman Kucinich.

Please spread the word and continue to circulate the online petition that Congressman Kucinich will personally present to members of Congress.

Thank you.
Re-Elect Congressman Kucinich Committee

link to petition: http://impeachment.kucinich.us/petition/

mythman's picture

I Think We Were Talking about His Wife, but Thanks Anyway

I sincerely do mean 'thanks,' and believe I'll place your link in my post with the following comment added:

The way stuff sludges through the system, this may not make it through until Dubya is out-of-office "naturally"; but it gives the signers an opportunity to stand up and be counted as 'they who knew he was never the best choice' ... like a marriage-annulment after the death of one of the spouses.

But (smoothly redirecting the conversation back to the lovely Mrs. Kucinich) we KNOW he'll NEVER need to seek annulment from Mrs. Kucinich for the same reason our nation should seek 'annulment' from the 'pwezidesee' of Rich-Kid Dubya!

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Idlewild's picture

Recession-busting bustier

I think Ms. K in a snug leather bustier would go a long way to solving the 'mental recession' that Phil Gramm seems to think we're in.

veghead's picture

lovely Mrs. Kucinich is a keeper

You're welcome. I just had to post the info about the impeachment articles, most of which I watched (he's a good speaker too), because it happened to arrive in my email yesterday morning. And I noticed it did get a little press, and Pelosi is actually going to ensure that this time around it gets some action in committee (shock, shock).

But back to important stuff: the great thing about the beauteous Elizabeth is she also has a brain. In fact, Dennis and Elizabeth are arguably the brainiest Congressional couple. Which is clearly a liability, not an asset, in that particular venue. I imagine people are thinking she's going to dump him for some hunkier guy (you know, the "real men eat meat" type), but I think she'll surprise them.

veghead's picture

Um, make that faux leather

Pleather would be tho much more pleathant.

mythman's picture

And Dennis Came Down from the Mountain, Saying ...

"Write-in Elizabeth Kucinich!"

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mythman's picture

So the Internet I.S for P-- leasantness

Like Mary Poppins said, "a spoonful of sugar" ~does~ help the aiding information get to the right brains!

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mythman's picture

"Animal-Ougtzi's Will Attack Even If It Resembles 'Dead Animal'

The conflict-hungry fur-protestors--needing to keep their teeth sharp--will bite into almost anything that was formerly-moving but now isn't.

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veghead's picture

The formerly moving

You mean like John McCain?

mythman's picture

Did John McCain Go Hunting with Dick Cheney?

I don't know; but be careful to examine the tag on your next bookbag-purchase!

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veghead's picture

Kerry is a "real man" too

Remember when his aides decided he needed to look more red-blooded during the 2004 campaign, so they sent him hunting for ducks, I think, to get more votes from the animal killer crowd? How pathetic was that?

kjhack's picture

Canned hunts

Dick Cheney participated in canned hunts, I believe. What a scumbag.

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veghead's picture

canned hunting, sport hunting, trophy hunting, whatever

I don't believe any kind of hunting is ethically acceptable, although if you want to rate it from 1 to 10, canned hunting is an 11. You could make an argument for subsistence hunting, but often even subsistence hunters can do fine without it and just want to kill animals because it's part of their "tradition".

Idlewild's picture

Guess his handlers felt he had to counteract

that elite-appearing penchant for wind-surfing and eating brie! Hey, isn't cheese a formerly living thing? Can't call it 'formerly moving,' I guess; at least I've never seen a piece of cheese move...

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"Career Politician"? "Real Man"? Same Sentence? Ha

Napoleon Hill tells us (among many http://www.linkbrander.com/go/63860 many other things) that most men don't reach success until 40 or 50 or 60 because they then realize that it's NOT other people's opinion of you that makes you the Capital Asset you are!

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mythman's picture

And the Cucumbers Scream Bloody Revolution

Isn't cheese just 'rotten milk with potential'?

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veghead's picture

cheese and formerly living

Cheese, as you know, is from milk, which is a mammary secretion from a formerly living thing (because dairy cows don't have long careers and are killed off as soon as their production decreases). But in the meantime, they're pumped full of hormones and antibiotics (which milk-drinking and cheese-eating humans also consume) to increase their yield (producing massive, painful udders) and resistance to disease and attached to a teat-sucking machine, and that's basically their life. So much for those happy California dairy cow commercials cavorting through the meadows!

mythman's picture

"Dr. VegHead Moreau"?

Sounds ethically sound to me! But what would Elizabeth Kucinich (ravvid vegan, according to http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3139687) think?

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veghead's picture

what's real?

What does Napoleon have to say about real women? And what's his definition of success?

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Napoleon Hill May Be Dated, but So Is Jesus

He ~was~ brought up into a "man make money, woman make house"-world. So on the surface his belief that goes back to 'caveman kill beast for cavewoman'-economy may seem a little anti-female.

But he later states that Bonaparte did not succeed without Josphine, Lincoln not without Rutledge, and that most failures happen when the man stops trying to satisfy the women in their lives.

His definition of success--implied throughout the entire book I read at http://www.youtube.com/user/mythmanjay -is 'the acheivement of the DESIRED GOAL (followed by imminent acheivement of all future goals).'

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lisadee's picture

look at the poorer areas of the country- your view will change

subsistence hunting is more than acceptable. those who hunt to feed their families in these areas do so out of necessity. i've been in that situation and i've seen families worse off than mine who also used hunting in order to provide for their families. i'm not talking about those who go out in a $50k SUV, full orange hunting gear, the latest scopes and rifles. i'm talking about those who are using the same gun as their father and their father's father.

do you consider it more humane for animals to be mass breed in stalls, force-fed meat (when they are herbavores) and injected with hormones so that they will grow faster and be cheaper to raise, only to be shipped to a slaughter house? you go to the store and you buy your meat...it is prepackaged. the truth of its history is nothing but a box to most people.

i used to think like you but seeing true poverty in others changed my point of view.

veghead's picture

pros and cons of subsistence hunting/factory farming

I'm an ethical vegan, so I don't support hunting OR raising animals for consumption (or any other kind of animal exploitation). Simply stated, people don't need animal products to live. I'm not being elitist about it. Anyone, rich or poor or in between, with a little nutritional know-how and planning, can be perfectly healthy as a vegan while reducing animal suffering and environmental damage. See my various xombytes on veganism for more.